1. "CBob" (aka "CBobsInfo," aka "Pinocchio")

First of all, the impostor web site “lasemedinc.net” should have never been allowed to exist, because it uses the name of a registered and legally operating Corporation. The Lase Med, Inc. website was originally a small, simple, and low-From Criscuolo's original webpage.key website, only using one domain, with the dot-com extension. (Yes, this is a very small company.) In spite of our legal efforts, we were unable to stop his criminal behavior, and this page is still being used today to publically slander the named organization and its members. The very first version of this webpage featured a picture of a smiling skeleton giving an obscene hand gesture, and the words "Now It's Lase Med Inc's Turn To Die!" underneath it; the best we could legally do was to force him to remove the picture, but not the page itself. But that also goes to show how much of a farce our legal system has become.

 

"Hello! I am Pinocchio!"

* Update added: (Dec 18, 2011) The latest revision to this attack page is an added column of links, to all the pages owned and/or taken over by his anti-Carpenter cohorts, even a button that links to this page, to show how "despicable" we are for standing our ground and for refuting his lies and misrepresentations; and the inclusion of a new video that he has made; a video in which he alters his voice with pitch control, displaying Dr. Carpenter's sketch of his namesake puppet character with the elongated nose (proudly calling himself "Pinocchio," apparently oblivious to the fact that the name suggests "lying puppet"), and several clips from an infomercial series on the lasemedinc.com website (http://www.lasemedinc.com/Arkmat.html), from which he makes a most hilarious and feeble attempt to manufacture inconsistencies, such as:

(Infomercial):
- Do you have a medical doctor in your office?
- Yes, we have two.
- Tell me more about your staff... who else is on your staff?
- Well, just an LPN and an office manager.

(Pinocchio):
- OK...you can clearly hear, she said "two doctors on her staff"... but I only heard "one LPN and an office manager."

What? No you didn't, you also heard "two doctors;" otherwise how could you have mentioned it? Let us review what you "heard":

"Medical doctors? Yes, two. Who else? An LPN and an office manager."

He attempts to cite an inconsistency with Dr. Carpenter's statement that her LIESH Therapy does not use drugs (as in deadly cancer drugs), and a later statement regarding lidocaine as a numbing agent. Pinocchio has also added some colorful descriptions of Dr. Carpenter and her staff to his page, stating that Dr. Carpenter is obnoxious and arrogant, that her office manager (giving her full name) is just like Dr. Carpenter, and that her webmaster (also giving his full name) is a "phashist" (fascist). This, six months after he and his cohorts got The Medical Conspiracy threatened with having our website shut down by our host, if we did not remove the names and photos of our attackers. (Full story here.) Double standard? We can only assume that it depends upon one's "connections."

 

More about Pinocchio

The one we can only view as a despicable and extremely ignorant individual, who runs the website in question, goes by the name of (something else we were forced to remove) "CBobsInfo", but at LASE MED, Inc., he is simply referred to as “Pinocchio," to clearly identify what we feel are his personality traits, not to mention the fact that he is acting as a puppet on strings... with a nose that hasn't stopped growing in months.

This individual has been clattering the web for years now with crass insults directed at our CEO, dictated by an obviously ignorant mind, intended to do serious damage to a respectable business that is trying to provide the public with a much improved way to handle cancer.

As far as we can tell, Pinocchio is the first person to publically spread the ridiculous notion on the web that L.I.E.S.H. Therapy somehow defies the laws of science upon which it was created and causes cancer to spread, by breaking open tumor encapsulation, a volatile and vicious lie that has since been revisited again and again by his "teammates" on the web.

At first we ignored all the activity as nonsense dictated by a pathetic individual, misguided by a deceptive medical system. However, after a while we couldn’t help noticing his contradicting statements and the obvious misinformation he was providing on the course of events.

The first lie coming to mind is his insistence that his wife never had chemotherapy; but combining that statement with the claim that his wife collapsed on the first day she went for treatment (after the supposed damage done by our L.I.E.S.H. Therapy), the truth becomes apparent. The only way a patient would collapse under these conditions is by receiving aggressive chemotherapy; also, a patient actually dying of CANCER, (not treatment or pain killers), would be very alert and screaming because of the excruciating pain.

Additionally let’s not forget that, to this day, no LMI patient has ever collapsed or died, unless he or she went back for standard treatment, excessive unnecessary alternative regimens, or had already sustained irreparable damage from previous treatments before coming to LMI. The same individual is often unclear on the course of events and contradictory on the supposed demise of his wife. One example of misinformation comes into play when he discusses NASA research:

NASA never did research on cancer, only the healing ability of near infra-red light. We clearly and often state this fact in person and on our website, to confirm that our treatment, besides killing cancerous growths, first DOES NO DAMAGE, as real medicine is sworn to assure. We report, with hard evidence, that Stanford and Rice were doing research on cancer treatment, using near infra-red light and nano particles, but they did so only after our patent had been published.

This same individual makes "omniscient" fictional statements on the behavior of UAMS (the corrupt Medical School in Little Rock, AR) toward LMI’s procedure, giving as fact what is merely wishful thinking on his part, fully contradicted by hard facts (see UAMS press releases on our "Copycats" page).

We should add here the recently disclosed and extremely important fact that Pinocchio's wife, whose case he discusses in his blogging, was one of a small group of patients whose records were targeted by the Medical Establishment in Arkansas, following Lase Med's firing of the attendant MD in her case, for attempting to sell LMI's laser specifics, and on at least one occasion attempting to leave with a patient's folder. The friend of "Shutdownlasemedinc"; as well as the father of "Alhimik" (another vehement anti -Lase Med blogger), were in fact, all three in that same group of confiscated patient records. In each case, patients were misled, families were lied to, dead tumors were misdiagnosed as live cancer by doctors using imaging that only detects inflammation, and cannot distinguish necrotic tissue from malignant. The recommendations of the medical establishment that confiscated these patients' information from Lase Med in 2008, were eventually carried out, against Dr. Carpenter's warnings in each case; resulting in negative outcomes in each case, and of course, the establishment's blaming Lase Med Inc in a planned act of tragic deception commonly known as a "false flag operation." In order to justify doing this, after almost 20 years of laser PDT progress across the globe, the BIG LIE is born in 2009, the LIE that LIESH Therapy (a form of PDT) makes cancer spread. That was the medical equivalent to the now infamous lie concerning "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq, which did not exist, yet still justified a war against a contrived enemy. Pinocchio was the first one charged with the task of spreading this particular lie of "LIESH Therapy spreading cancer"; but we will see this lie proliferated more by the subject of Section 2.

Finally, we would like to emphasize that this misguided individual claims that, although reasonable at first appearance, our treatment is obviously a fake. If that were the case, then hyperthermia (Yes, Lori Fullbright, hyPERthermia, not hypothermia, as your "news" story misrepresented.) would be a figment of people’s imagination, and the consequence of such would be that it is impossible to kill tissue with heat.

Of course this in turn would mean that it is impossible to cook eggs; then IHOP and McDonald’s should be immediately closed down for deceiving the public, by claiming to sell cooked eggs, which in reality are obviously raw.

So, the final question is:
“Who is paying you, CBob? (Chi ti paga, Pinocchio?)"

Is it the individual posting your slander on his “Beating Cancer Gently” website, while simultaneously pulling down any and all POSITIVE comments about our treatment that have been posted there?
We saw them, and we watched them all systematically disappear.
As the Amazing Mumford used to say,
"A La Peanut Butter Sandwich."
We will come back to the Amazing Mumford in section 3.