Mini-Award: the
"Shaddap-a You Face" Award 2010!

This award will be presented from time to time, to recognize others who have harmed us, or who have unsuccessfully attempted to, but not on so grand a scale as to warrant scalding coffee being thrown in their faces.
Call it a consolation prize if you will.

THE "ZIP-IT-FOREVER" AWARD OF 2010... THE BIG SHADDUP!

• Awarded on January 1, 2011:
to professional agent provocateur "Shutdownlasemedinc" (aka Dr. Sanjay, many other fake names on the mobosphere, too many to list), for reasons which should be obvious, and similarly too numerous to enumerate.

Michelle Wolven

"Shaddap-a You Face" Award Honorees (continued):

• Awarded on December 18, 2010:
to "Crooked Arrow," not-so-impartial moderator of the website HealthSalon.org.
The HealthSalon site was one of the blog sites occupied by the Pinocchio/Sanjay/Mujik defamation team during the 2010 anti Lase Med slander offensive, with traffic slightly below the level of Bill Henderson's Beating Cancer Gently site. It was also one of the blogs which Pinocchio (CBobsInfo, BobC) linked to his LaseMed dot net defamation page to attack Dr. Carpenter.
Another anti- Carpenter attack page was discovered by us shortly after the discovery of Bob's site, a page in which a former Lase Med patient is being exploited as an anti Lase Med "poster case." The patient story had originally been published on Henderson's site. The patient had gone against Dr. Carpenter's advice after her L.I.E.S.H. Treatments, and had put herself on a very harmful diet recommended by alternative practitioners, a diet including little if any real food, plus glyconutrients and internally corrosive iodine. (The patient was sharing her "menu" with other Lase Med patients, and this is how we came into possession of a copy.)
Ms. Crooked Arrow
used this case to PROMOTE Lugol's Iodine; then nearly two years after the page was created (April 2008-December 2009), the patient died, of a rare stomach disorder that was confirmed by oncologists to be unrelated to the cancer treated at LMI... it was classified as a rare stomach cancer, and it was caused by this non-nutritive and corrosive diet she was on. On her website, Ms. Crooked continues today to sing the praises of the iodine which killed our patient, then tries to convince readers that the death was the fault of Lase Med.
The page was re-created, without the words "Lugol's Iodine" in the url, after Arrow got flustered at our responses to all the lies, and closed the discussion board of the original page.

• Awarded on November 27, 2010:
to Alicia L. (aka "the toy lady"), for her email to us claiming that our show is offensive to the entire Medical (Conspiracy) Industry. Alicia is an ultrasound tech... a corporal, getting offended at somebody's remarks about the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

• Awarded on October 30, 2010:
to a certain Dr. Hill, MD, OB/GYN from Tulsa, OK, for "dropping" a patient, one "Tori," a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy who appeared on today's show; Tori simply would not agree to a cesarian birth, and for that crime she was punished.

• Awarded on October 16, 2010:
to a blogger going by the name "Anonymous," suggesting in her entry that Lase Med Inc.'s office manager should "not be able to sleep at night."

• Awarded on September 25, 2010:
collectively awarded to the various hospital staffs across the country who continue to misread decomposing tissue mass following L.I.E.S.H. Therapy as an infection, either intentionally or out of ignorance.

• Awarded on September 18, 2010:
Again... to former patient "Mafioso (2)," for his continued efforts to threaten and intimidate Dr. Carpenter into performing free L.I.E.S.H. Treatments.

• Awarded on September 11, 2010:
to former patient "Mafioso," for his continued efforts to threaten and intimidate Dr. Carpenter into performing free L.I.E.S.H. Treatments.

• Awarded on August 28, 2010:
to Pauline G., the daughter of possible patient who was merely given an option to come see us for a consultation, in order to determine whether or not her condition could be treated with our therapy. Apparently totally opposed to her mother's choice, one Pauline G., even though totally unknown to us, embarked on an insulting e-mails rampage; consequently we decided she would be a perfect match for this honored position.

• Awarded on August 21, 2010:
to Ralph Moss, the author of the Moss Report; who in his "subscribe-and-pay" report is apparently denying the validity of Lase Med Inc's improved form of photo dynamic therapy called LIESH.

• Awarded on August 07, 2010:
to "Pinocchio, a "head puppet" of the enemy army, who continues to post ridiculous and ignorant attacks against LIESH, LMI, and its CEO.

• Awarded on July 31, 2010:
to "Shutdownlasemedinc" (2) , the agent provocateur, who continues to post threats but keeps changing her story of accusations, against LMI and its CEO. This is Michelle's SECOND "Shaddap-a You Face" Award.

• Awarded on July 24, 2010:
to one "Poisoned Peanut," also known online as "luvstar8807," for her childish insults and idle threats made on a YouTube video page, a page that has recently become a "Consortium of Collective Ignorance" for the anti-Lase Med crowd,

• Awarded on July 17, 2010:
to the British research group who has set up the web site: www.killingcancer.co.uk . Touted as a charity headed by British philanthropist David Longman, and now endorsed by such celebrities as Roger Daltrey, Robert Plant, and Sir David Frost, this website is the brain-child of one of the "copycat" research groups which was mentioned years ago on Lase Med Inc's "Copycats" page, The Royal Society Summer Science Exhibition, mentioned near the bottom of the page. In this British website, a "warning" is given to beware of "private" clinics outside their domain, who are not practicing under their strict supervision... in other words, LASE MED INC.

• Awarded on July 03, 2010:
to an unnamed surgeon, who had tried to mislead one of Dr. Carpenter's ex patients, a patient who was scheduled to be on the show that day.

• Awarded on June 26, 2010:
to Brandi, an ad rep of TV Station KOKI, Fox23, in Tulsa, OK; for complicity in the entrapment attempt discussed above in the June 26 Coffee in the Face Award, and for misrepresenting Fox23's stance toward Lase Med Inc, who was incidentally a paying advertising client up to that point.

• Awarded collectively on June 5th, 2010:
to the entire gang of Anti-LMI bloggers posting their lies, insults, and threats, under numerous screen names.

• Awarded on May 29th, 2010:
to "Shutdownlasemedinc."

• Awarded collectively on June 12, 2010:
to all the physicians who misdiagnose patients treated with L.I.E.S.H. Therapy, for ANY unrelated health problems that may arise, and for some which are simply the manifestation of a healing process with which they are NOT FAMILIAR, as having live cancer and/or massive infections that need immediate treatment, which in many cases does more harm than good to the patient.